Welcome to our laboratory of laughter where chemistry jokes are the main reaction!
Whether you’re a chemistry student, a seasoned chemist, or just someone who appreciates a good joke about chemistry, you’re in the right place.
Our collection of the best chemistry jokes, including a range of clever puns on chemical elements, is sure to have you bubbling with laughter. From the periodic table to the laboratory, these jokes capture the essence of chemistry humor.
So put on your safety goggles and prepare to react positively to this hilarious compilation of chemical element jokes. Let’s mix some humor into the world of chemistry and enjoy the lighter side of science!
Chemistry Jokes
- Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates!
- What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
- What is the most important rule in chemistry? Never lick the spoon!
- Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
- What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe!
- Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? He got Avogadro’s number!
- Dinosaur jokes!
- What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe
- Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? To reduce his carbon footprint.
- What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid.
- What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium!
- What did one charged atom say to the other? I’ve got my ion you.
- Why did the chemist survive the famine? Because he subsisted on titrations.
- What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
- What do you call a clown who’s in jail? A silicon.
- What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
- What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A ‘gram’ cracker.
- What happens when spectroscopists are idle? They turn from notating nuclear spins to spin notating nuclei.
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
- What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!
- Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
- Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
- Why is organic chemistry difficult? Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
- What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
- Why did the chemist begin to do chromatography? To separate himself from everyone else.
- What do you call a wheel made of iron? A ferrous wheel.
- What should you do if no one laughs at your jokes about chemistry? Keep telling them until you get a reaction.
- Why was the chemistry book sad? It had too many problems.
- How did the chemist survive the flood? He rowed down the river on the table of elements.
- What is a cation afraid of? Dogions.
- Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the bar? Because he got Avogadro’s number!
- Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
- What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6×10^23 pieces? Guacamole.
- What do you call a scientific plant? Chemis-tree.
- What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? “You may have graduated but I’ve got many degrees.”
- Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? They bonded well from the minute they met.
- Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
- What is the chemical formula for “coffee”? CoFe2.
- Teacher jokes!